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Si quieren reírse un rato, pónganme a tirar piedras.

El domingo a mediodía hubo paella en la casa de campo de mis suegros. Mientras mis suegros cocinaban y su grupete de amigos llegaban al chalet, nosotros decidimos irnos por ahí de excursión.

Agarramos el carro de mi suegro y nos fuimos a tomar fotos al campo. En una de esas Pasquies para el carro y se pone a tirarle piedritas a un arbusto. En realidad le tiraba piedras a un nido que él pensaba que estaba en el arbusto. Yo me bajé y empiezé a tirarle piedritas al arbusto.

Durante los próximos 15 minutos lo único que se oyó fueron risas... y no fueron mías.

Mis lanzamientos fueron vergonzosos. Al arbusto ni me le acerqué. Si la pierdra no se quedaba a unos metros del arbusto, entonces se quedaba 15 metros a la izquierda. Otras piedras caían a mitad de camino. Hubo un momento en que Pasquies intentó enseñarme como lanzaban los agricultores las piedras... la piedra en horizontal, la mano baja de lado y el lanzamiento un poco hacia arriba. Tremendo, las piedras salían volando lejííísimo. Yo lo intenté y casi nos cae encima la piedra... y menos mal! porque si le hubiese caído encima al carro de mi suegro ahí si la cagamos.

La bomba fue cuando ya casi nos ibamos y yo decido hacer mi último lanzamiento con ánimo y brío.... La piedrita casi me cayó en los pies. La única razón por la que no me cayó en los pies fue porque la carcajada de Pasquies creó una ráfaga de viento de desvió la piedra.

Vale la pena estar casada.

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    Si que tengo blog, aunque abandonau... pero lo que me ha emocionau ha sido eso de que "vale la pena estar casada": Eso se merece un "Te quiero" en público!!!

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